Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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They drank their tea before it was cool.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Tennish.

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Because he was accused of Boolean.

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Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.