Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate