Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

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One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.