Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.