Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Why women fail at saving money?

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.