Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

High School Student Jokes More High School Student Jokes

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Large One Jokes More Large One Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.