Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Using instagrams.

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Anti-oppressants.

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More time on tests.

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Swab the deck!

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The scientists were brainstorming.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.