What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.