Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!