Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.