Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!