Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.