Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.