What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.