How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!