How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton