What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.