What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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I'll be Bach

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse