What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.