What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.