What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless