What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher