How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack