Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer