Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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It gets buzzed!

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So that they could make fish and chips.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer