Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read