Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.