Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.