Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
The White Wizzer
With his ribs
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.