What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!