What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!