What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!