How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.