How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.