What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist