What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.