A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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He was sleeping with the fishes.

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A: A caterpillow.

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Because of the eclipse.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse