A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.