A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.