Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.