Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.