Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Fashion Jokes More Fashion Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off