Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

removed

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.