What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.