What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!