What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language