What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!