How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What do you call a lost crayon?

a Strayola

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.