What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.