Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.