Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.