Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.