Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.