How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!