What do you call a stork that doesn't b...

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)