Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!