Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!