How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.