How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.