What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.