What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.