Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.