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There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Milk sheikh
thieves..
A moo-slim
They all get stoned constantly.
A Saudi
Because they live under Iraq.
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
A Shatbook.
Because she's dead.
A taxi driver
You cry when you cut up an onion.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
milk sheikh
A milk sheikh
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Because they die at the last second.
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
Because the Disc was cracked