Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This