Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.