He heils a taxi!
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take a taxi
A taxi
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A: Hard-boiled rain.
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
Immaculate Infection
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
boooooooooooooots
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
An autumn-mobile.
In a bucket
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
Darth Jaeger
Taxi Vader
