When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.