When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi