What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.