What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.