What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.