What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"