What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.