What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.