What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch