What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

' Sixth Sense ' Jokes More ' Sixth Sense ' Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor