What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.