Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Joaquin.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.