Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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All the extra cubholders.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.