Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.